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“His brother finally came in handy. Tywin will be so proud,” said my Luffy.
I wish I could adequately convey just how unappealing this design is
but
I am at a loss for words at how bad this looks. They had good armour designs in The Witcher 2 what happened.
At least they fixed his weird pony-tail from the last game though.
“we’re going to suck out all of the personality this game’s design had, sound good?”
“uh”
“fantastic”
My man said after we saw the trailer, that it looks like they hired an American designer.
Uhhhhh….
Can somebody exactly point me out the problem with this armor ?…o__O It’s a bit tight-fitted, but it’s still classy…
It’s not like it’s a bikini armor or what…Also given that there might be something like 400+ different armors & customizations in the game, what’s the matter ? O___o
1. Skintight.
2. Tiny-panties element on the crotch looks real silly. The whole lower body area looks very weird, like he’s wearing some kind of pantyhose or stockings.
3. Corset.
It’s like somebody put a bikini armor on top of grey woolen whole-body pajamas. It’s mostly the lower part that’s killing the image. The top is alright on its own.
P.S. Also something terrible happened to Geralt’s face (again mostly lower part of it; the eyes look good). He’s suddenly suffering from something I call “potatoe-face” syndrome.
I loved his designs in both previous games. I hope this is really just one of 400+ armors and his face will end up looking better than the second screenshot too (first is not so bad).
With such special powers, it’s likely that they don’t have a very splendid private life the poor bastards.
In case you are wondering, Manwё has a healthy tan (since air is his element he must be outside a lot). Doesn’t look so healthy in greyscale. Or when he’s forced to watch his brother and his loyal lieutenant. Whatever it is they are doing…
Hey Manwë, hey Varda, do you like our BDSM sessions? Are they the most fun you’ll ever have? Too bad it’s all vicarious, you sick twisted voyeurs.
Oh, hush you. If your sweet little screams of pain and pleasure disturb my sleep again, I will send Tulkas out to get you.
What are you doing, Brother. Is this supposed to be painful. I think it’s supposed to be painful. How do I make pained noises. How do I BDSM. I don’t understand. What is happening.
*punch*
… now, that’s what I’d call a nice rebuttal.
#a chain you say? #I know a guy who’s good at making chains #yes I’ll bring a chain #and thus Melkor was captured
With such special powers, it’s likely that they don’t have a very splendid private life the poor bastards.
In case you are wondering, Manwё has a healthy tan (since air is his element he must be outside a lot). Doesn’t look so healthy in greyscale. Or when he’s forced to watch his brother and his loyal lieutenant. Whatever it is they are doing…
Hey Manwë, hey Varda, do you like our BDSM sessions? Are they the most fun you’ll ever have? Too bad it’s all vicarious, you sick twisted voyeurs.
Oh, hush you. If your sweet little screams of pain and pleasure disturb my sleep again, I will send Tulkas out to get you.
What are you doing, Brother. Is this supposed to be painful. I think it’s supposed to be painful. How do I make pained noises. How do I BDSM. I don’t understand. What is happening.
*punch*
With such special powers, it’s likely that they don’t have a very splendid private life the poor bastards.
In case you are wondering, Manwё has a healthy tan (since air is his element he must be outside a lot). Doesn’t look so healthy in greyscale. Or when he’s forced to watch his brother and his loyal lieutenant. Whatever it is they are doing…
Hey Manwë, hey Varda, do you like our BDSM sessions? Are they the most fun you’ll ever have? Too bad it’s all vicarious, you sick twisted voyeurs.
Oh, hush you. If your sweet little screams of pain and pleasure disturb my sleep again, I will send Tulkas out to get you.
Brutal Legend: The Tainted Coil
“Oh, lords of gross leather things and S&M type wear, you know, you guys really have style.”
- Eddie Riggs (Brutal Legend)
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Oh boy, do I love the designs in Brutal Legend. Especially the Tainted Coil. The whole idea around the Tainted Coil and the Titans is both really silly and absurd, and kind of awesome, but that’s how mythology is in general.
Brutal Legend is a really fun game. It’s RTS*, action, races and guitar solos, and lots and lots of METAL. The soundtrack is absolutely gorgeous, so are the designs. The absurd but totally badass setting is also one of the game’s greatest features. The jokes are quite good, too.
As far as characters go, my favorite is Fletus. His accent, his design, the fact that he doesn’t fit into any of the established factions and doesn’t seem to care about the events of the game. Emperor Doviculus (second image) is a close second, though. He has the goofiest laughter I’ve ever heard from the Big Bad. Finally, Eddie makes a really good protagonist.
* The genre really turned me off at first, but it’s so well-done even an RTS noob like me had an incredibly fun time.
Sometimes a character just pops up into my mind and there is no story to put them in. This demon/zombie woman is one of them.
I was drawing Silmarillion fanart, but then I remembered about her and decided to finally render her, before I forget I ever made her up. What’s her story? Is she evil or good (I lean towards good, but what do I know)? Is that one snake or many in her tummy? Will I eat pelmeni for breakfast tomorrow? So many questions.
True story, bros.
If my childhood dreams had come true, I would have been a gothic vampire witch without boobs (as a kid I once got really upset when I realized that once I will have boobs and won’t be able to run around bare-chested; I kept asking for superpowers as gifts from Ded Moroz - Russian Santa; and I was terrified of death, so I wanted to be turned into a vampire).
Now I am a sensible pragmatical adult and I know I will never become a badass hot manly man I would like to be (both mentally and physically; physically is problematic and mentally is impossible, I’m just too much of a wuss), but one can still dream, right? XD
So yeah… the only common feature I see between then and now is the black hair. XD I still love it. And I still don’t have it (cause it wouldn’t look much better on me than less harmful dyes).
P.S. this is something I’ve been wanting to draw. Don’t take this too seriously. I am happy and all, this is just a funny observation about self-image I wanted to share.
P.P.S. I do hope to become a hot manly woman in the nearest future though. Trolololo.
…I’m gonna be honest, the one thing about the new Tomb Raider(s) that absolutely infuriates me and I’ll never be able to get past enough to just enjoy the game is the fact that they’ve gradually been making her less and less of a cartoon character.
You want to make grimdark gritty realistic textures girl adventure games fuck off and make a new series we barely have any fun cartoon heroes in games outside of Nintendo why do you want to kill everything beautiful and good in the world.
Yes! A 1000 times yes!
Stupid attempts at realism killed Tomb Raider.
Lara is a huge-boobed smartass archaeologist noblewoman, who shoots down a T Rex with double pistols while jumping around with a homicidal snarl on her face and then guns down countless endangered species, mummies, humans, Atlantean mutants and who knows what else, all in cold blood and with good humor.
Making her realistic is the same as making, I don’t know, a melodramatic story out of Angry Birds, where they preach about environment and you find out half of the birds were sexually harassed as teenagers, and that is why they are so angry. WHAT THE HELL.
