Game of Thrones Season 4 beginning + Safety Dance Literal Video
To make this clearer: below the cut is a stupid combination of Game of Thrones season 4, episodes 1 & 2 and the lyrics from Safety Dance Literal Video.
GoT Season 4 SPOILERS. SPOILERS! SPOILERS!!!
Also BLACK HUMOR. CRUEL (STUPID) JOKES.
You have been warned!
"Abbey Knows Best" - parody of "Mother Knows Best" from Tangled.
parenting mentorship. Well, Sebastian tries, bless his kind heart. Poor Cardinal will need a fullblown self-esteem team after that, but that’s how Renard shows affection - by pointing out all of your shortcomings (so you can improve).
I am tempted to do the reprise at some point, but that won’t be anytime soon.
Cardinal belongs to leviathanteacups. Sebastian Renard is mine.
If you want more songs I’ve “dishonored”, here’s one from Frozen (text only) and one from Starkid’s Twisted (big comic).
YEAH. SO FUCK YOU, IPKISS.
Sebastian Renard for zlukaka. Such a good art challenge.
Ugugu, my precious zealous baby rendered in my favorite color, how did you know?
Thank youuuuu! <3
Oh, this makes me so happy! 8D And you get him so well, Ripu, you get him good. “Heathen”, not some regular heretic, like Daud and such. We’re talking serious black magic here.
Look at this! A short, but precious fic that takes the odd concept of Corvo eating rats and turns into a carousel of feelings.
why is Renard so inclined to getting Micino? that poor guy- actually I should probably ask about Micino too... that poor boy gets stuck in a bizarre situation and all he wants to do is be a barber! so what is Micino's goal now? we can see a drastic change in attitude from the comics and bless his poor soul--
(I hope you don’t mind me answering this one publicly)
Micino uses black magic, and that makes him a heretic. Renard hunts those down. In his eyes anyone, who can do magic even if they don’t use it for harm is a threat - sooner or later they will go insane or feel the lust for power and they will start using that magic for really nasty things. And he has a point there, I mean look at what everyone except for Corvo did with their powers - assassins, witches, murderous crazy people.
Since Renard hasn’t actually seen Micino harm anyone, he only tries to catch him, aiming for his limbs, when he shoots. So far Micino was very lucky and never got hit, but how long can that go on?
Micino’s current goal is to pay Slackjaw off and also get rid of Renard somehow. Micino is not a violent person, so he couldn’t bring himself to kill Renard (with his powers, he surely could have tried at least). He also realizes Renard could’ve shot him in the torso a long time ago, but didn’t.
So they’re in this fragile balance where both parties are expecting the other to cross the line and justify a deadly retaliation. Each waits on the other to leave him no choice. And so they wait.
I find their situation most amusing. I hope it will keep amusing you and my other dear readers as well. :D
This stalemate will not last forever, though…
P.S. If anyone wants to ask me something about Dishonored, "Heathen-Go-Lucky", or anything else -> there’s the askbox.
"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"
Samuel is a black sheep there, really. I like very few good characters. These are just from the top of my head.
If I’m supposed to be a mix of all my favorite characters, I must be a sexy murderous confident one-man-army/evil-overlord in his late forties, who goes about his evil business trolling everyone around him and occasionally breaking out into musical acts (I love pretty much every single Disney villain out there).
While I am an awkward geeky chick, who feels guilty for accidentally brushing against someone on the subway. And I fight even worse than I sing.
Really now, tumblr…
Heathen-Go-Lucky: Part 8
Therapist Outsider strikes again. This time with Aladdin references. What a troll.
Granny Rags has the best tea parties (except the Feast of Painted Kettles, we all know nothing beats that).
What a fine crowd! Pity most of the Marked couldn’t quite attend… Some are on duty, others on vacations, some are feeling quite flat or perhaps even vegetative…
IMPORTANT NOTICE: I will upload new comic pages only once in two weeks from now on. Next page will appear on April 20th. Really sorry for that.
The Seven Strictures: Lying Tongue
This the first chapter of a seven-chapter fic exploring parts of Sebastian Renard’s life, that do not fit the narrative or mood of "Heathen-Go-Lucky". The fic will mostly be about his past, the events and experiences that made him who he is.
In this chapter we will go with Sebastian through an evaluation at the Abbey on one of those special days, when parents bring their children “between the ages of seven and ten to the Abbey to be tested”.
Lautrec x Oswald PORN (you know you want it, you're a gooooood girl >8DD)
OUT IN BELLTOWER
Shhhh Lautrec its okay it is only human to want punishment for sins
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES. YES x 1000.
You draw so fast, you are an art-machine-gun! You killed me dead and I am happy! I DIED.
Captain Wilbur Rowe, my character for Zlukaka’s Heathen-Go-Lucky Dishonored fancomic.
Almost at his 50s now, captain Rowe is a hard-working and respected man in Dunwall City Watch. Even though he spent most of life constantly travelling between Serkonos and Gristol, Dunwall is where he feels at home and where his duties lie, at least the ones he chose to prioritize. He likes to be among his people and keeps several city watch squads in check, which is quite a wearisome task sometimes, considering some colorful individuals he is responsible for.
Now, have some heart-quotes:
"He loves Dunwall with its faded colors and dreary quiet nights. The plague did little to change his heart."
"He spent a happy childhood on Serkonos but it does not feel right to him anymore. People there are too carefree, their songs too merry, colors too bright."
"He was a city guard, a river barge pilot and a ship captain. He is a captain still, only the ship has changed. Its decks are made of cobblestone."
"Captain Rowe married twice. First time to a beautiful Serkonan woman he met in Dunwall. Second time to his job."
"His mother taught him to dance and his father taught him commitment. But Wilbur never saw his parents dance together."
If anyone wants to know more about him, send me a (♥) via ask, and I’ll reply with a heart-quote for each ;)
Also, some theme music!
Sebastian, you’re forgetting your mask is off and people can see your face. Although in this particular case the mask wouldn’t save you.
Overseer Renard just offering his professional opinion on Captain Rowe’s sweet mustache. They’ve worked for months in peace when the mustache appeared and threw things into turmoil, making Renard suddenly comment on Wilbur’s looks and not just his professionalism and personal qualities.